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0Another lamer story?
³-----------------------------------²«Another lamer story»³-----------------------------------²By: ¹Mr.Magic/Cyborgs²
This story is a true story about a mega ¹LAMER² called ³Rene². He's
in the same school class as me. Since I know this guy, I do understand what
a real lamer is!
It began after the christmas holiday. I met this guy and he said
he has made a really cool demo. YOU? I said to him. I asked which assembler
he used? He answered: '³What is an assembler²? I used only ¹RSI demomaker².
You can now imagine what an asshole he is. He and his cousin (another lamer
from my school) had made this demo. He went around all the day and talked
about how good this demo was. His cousin had made all the graphics
(for this ³shit²) and he said it was very good. Rene said that he had made
the music for this demo. He also said that me and my friend were lamers,
because we had lots of members in our group making productions, and they
were only two guys so he said they were the best!! (for what reason?).
He told me that it was lame to write long letters to my contacts, and that
it was lame to swap legal stuff because all the best groups were only for
³loosers². I told him to go to hell!
Now I was really bored of all this shit! (so why continue -Ed.)
And I asked him to show me the demo and do you know what it was? It was
a little intro (made with RSI demomaker of course) with a logo. The logo
was so fucking bad, a 2 year-old child could do much better! The music was
OK, but they had ripped it from a cool group's production.The stuff he had
was only games, and the newest game he had was two years old.
I made this shit just to say that lamers like Rene should try to be
ordinary scene guys instead of flying around and talking about himself
all the time.
But I think all guys have been lamers some time. But some guys
like Rene are always lamers and some guys become really cool dudes.
My suggestion to all lamers is always to stay on the bright side of life!!
¹---³Editors note: We (Link and Murk) had lots of fun correcting this 'article'.
There were several spelling errors in every sentence! This article is a
¹perfect³ example of a LAMER!! (who was da lamer?) Send your comments to us..
Shade's note: I didn't have lots of fun correcting all the ¹fucking³ errors
you 2 left behind...
Murk's note: SHUT UP!!! :-)